World's luckiest donkey

Two hands in a row:

Full Tilt Poker Game #_: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (_), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:32:44 ET - 2007/06/07
Seat 1: (2,970)
Seat 2: (3,920)
Seat 4: (750)
Seat 5: (1,265)
Seat 7: villain (1,085)
Seat 8: hero (3,510)
hero posts the small blind of 60
Seat 1 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nsayer [Ks Js]
Seat 2 folds
Seat 4 folds
Seat 5 folds
villain raises to 1,085, and is all in

This guy has been getting out of line all night. It may seem odd to call with KJ, but I totally had this guy figured out at this point.

hero calls 1,025
Seat 1 folds
villain shows [Kh 3s]

What did I tell you?

nsayer shows [Ks Js]
*** FLOP *** [6d 6h 4c]
*** TURN *** [6d 6h 4c] [3d]

Crap. Donkey caught a 3-outer.

*** RIVER *** [6d 6h 4c 3d] [Ts]
villain shows two pair, Sixes and Threes
hero shows a pair of Sixes
villain wins the pot (2,290) with two pair, Sixes and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,290 | Rake 0
Board: [6d 6h 4c 3d Ts]
Seat 1: (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: villain (button) showed [Kh 3s] and won (2,290) with two pair, Sixes and Threes
Seat 8: hero (small blind) showed [Ks Js] and lost with a pair of Sixes

Next hand... Yes, literally the next hand:

Full Tilt Poker Game #_: $10 + $1 Sit & Go (_), Table 1 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 0:33:13 ET - 2007/06/07
Seat 1: (2,850)
Seat 2: (3,920)
Seat 4: (750)
Seat 5: (1,265)
Seat 7: villain (2,290)
Seat 8: hero (2,425)
Seat 1 posts the small blind of 60
Seat 2 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to hero [Kd Js]
Seat 3 folds
Seat 5 folds
villain raises to 240
hero calls 240
Seat 1 calls 180
Seat 2 calls 120
*** FLOP *** [3h 4d Kc]
Seat 1 checks
Seat 2 checks
villain bets 480

I still don't believe him.

nsayer raises to 2,185, and is all in
Seat 1 folds
Seat 2 folds
villain calls 1,570, and is all in
hero shows [Kd Js]
villain shows [Th Kh]

Uh huh.

Uncalled bet of 135 returned to hero
*** TURN *** [3h 4d Kc] [Td]

Oh, come on!

*** RIVER *** [3h 4d Kc Td] [6h]
hero shows a pair of Kings
villain shows two pair, Kings and Tens
villain wins the pot (5,060) with two pair, Kings and Tens
The blinds are now 80/160
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,060 | Rake 0
Board: [3h 4d Kc Td 6h]
Seat 1: (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: villain showed [Th Kh] and won (5,060) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Seat 8: hero (button) showed [Kd Js] and lost with a pair of Kings

Two 3-outers in a row. Unbelievable.

Next hand, I got AKo and lost to bottom pair. What an ignominious exit.