How not to sell a car

I was walking down the street this afternoon, when I saw this car:



That's a Honda Civic from the early '90s, and it's for sale. Note the big selling point: that the car has a clean title.

The car is worth, what, about $19.47? Why would it not have a clean title?! Why would you even mention that?! Wouldn't you see that and imagine the seller saying, "Oh, I know the last pearl-white '87 Honda Civic I tried to sell turns out to have been stolen, but I can assure you that this one has a clean title."

Memo to the MythBusters: next time you guys need to blow up or trash a sub-compact, I know where you can find one with a clean title!